Quotes of: American-jobs Keyword

I'm going to try to unite all Americans.

Barack Obama

I did a couple of American Express commercials.

Jason Dohring

'American Idol' has changed the face of television.

Jennifer Hudson

'American Idol' has taken over my whole life.

Paula Abdul

The American people want to have trust in their leaders.

David Plouffe

Society wants to categorize everything, but to me it's all African-American music.

Johnny Otis

I'm no expert on American politics.

Bjorn Lomborg

The election before us will be the Austerlitz of American politics.

Roscoe Conkling

The American Revolution was a beginning, not a consummation.

Woodrow Wilson

Entertainment is such a great job to have.

Two Chainz

If it’s not already written, I want to write a book called, “The Art of Raw.” But instead of using my real name, I’ll use the pseudonym, “Sun Tzushi.

I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.

In a brave and noble way, I want to sacrifice my life one day so that two of my clones can live.

I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.

I want to write a song about one man's level of commitment called, "I'd walk to the edge of the world, just to dump your body.

I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.

I want to possess enough courage to fill a Campbell’s soup can. And then I want to use my courage to feed the homeless. Isn’t courage not only filling, but delicious?

I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.

I want to be a creature that’s half bee, half the letter B. That way I can pollinate the world with my literacy.

I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.

I want to replace my knees with miniature Rube Goldberg machines. That way you'll know how difficult it is for me to simply walk out of your life.

I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.

I want to remember our fallen heroes. And after I’ve spent a day remembering them, I want to extend my arm and help them up.

I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.

I want to have breasts the size of Florida, so that people might see me at Ponte Vedra beach and gasp, “Look at the size of his Naples!

I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.

I want to put silencers on all guns. That way war will be nothing more than a whisper in the future. And all those who are caught whispering will be shot.

I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.

I want to make love like the most romantic thing ever, but I just don’t know how to go about learning how to fornicate like a flower.

I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.

I want to laugh hysterically into a bucket of water, have my humor imprinted on each water molecule and then drink the funniest drink ever.

I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.