If artists often get famous posthumously, then there is only one thing for me to do—fake my own death. Or I could just wait for science to give me a clone, and kill him instead. He’ll get my credit, and I’ll get his money.
If I own a business, I work for myself. And if I have no revenue, I work for free. That’s not slavery. That’ll be the case when I employ 1,000,000,000 clones of myself. I won’t pay them, but they are me, so it’s not slavery.
I’m going to name my firstborn son 0123456789, because I want him to learn to count before he learns the alphabet. And my second son I’ll call 01, because I want him to get into computers at a young age.
If you expect others to think for you, then you expect others to live your life for you. And I’m sorry, but the only person I’ll let live my life for me is my clone. He thinks like me, so I’m OK with him thinking for me.
I wouldn’t mind politicians lying to me, stealing from me, or senselessly making life difficult if they didn’t try to claim they were looking out for my best interest. How refreshing it’d be to see a politician honest enough to admit he’s dis...
Whether you’re a Democrat or a Republican, I think everybody can agree that politicians are crooks. But I don’t think politicians are thieves, because you can’t steal what you’ve been given. Once we stop giving in, they’ll stop taking.
I slept so long last night that when I woke up I discovered a city had sprung up under my left armpit. This was staggering considering when I went to bed it was just a sleepy town.
I’ll leave a note in the lobby that says, “Moved. 315.” You had a meeting with me at 3:00 in room 315. The number 315 confuses you, so you wonder, “Did the room get moved, or the time?” Both did. You’re to meet me at 3:33 in room 333.
The Doctor: Amazing. Nancy: What is? The Doctor: 1941. Right now, not very far from here, the German war machine is rolling up the map of Europe. Country after country, falling like dominoes. Nothing can stop it, nothing. Until one tiny, damp little ...
Maggie Smith is an amazing woman, and not as serious in real life.
I love voice over! I just think it is amazing!
Music makes your soul feel amazing while you're performing it.
Emmanuel Lewis was amazing to work with. I'll love that guy to the end of time.
It's amazing what you can learn to get used to.
Reese Witherspoon is my everywoman. She's managed to have a family and this amazing career. That's the goal.
I'd been on 'Buffy' - that is an amazing community, the Joss Whedon fans.
Rory McCann is an amazing actor and a very strong man.
Jeanne Moreau, Lauren Bacall, they had this unconventional beauty, this amazing charisma.
The unconditional love for you child, it's truly amazing.
There's an amazing documentary, 'The Day After Trinity,' which is crazy good.
Elizabeth Taylor. In her heyday, she was amazing.
