Quotes of: Amazing-feeling Keyword

If instead of saucers, UFOs looked more like breasts, I’ll bet there’d be a lot more people trying to take pictures of them.

Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

Why go to remote parts of the world? If they’re remote, just turn them on and watch them on your couch.

Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

Water always flows downhill. So does my love. Are you prepared for a flood? You’d better build an ark.

Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

I've decided to donate my arsenal of machine guns to a hunting charity. That should help raze a million bucks.

Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

I watched the sunset from the comfort of my bathtub, which has a clear bottom so I had an unobstructed view.

Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

I want to drown in all the ink used to write positive things about my clone and how great he is.

Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

My brother’s a big dog guy. He’s 7’2” and half man, half man’s best friend.

Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

I’m willing to die for the woman I love. I just want to take 75 years to do it.

Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

Let the best of your competition take out the rest of your competition, while you rest and then take out only that one guy.

Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

Turn the fan off when I’m talking. It not only makes my words colder, but it distorts and dilutes what I’m saying.

Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

I want to be the first and second man to dance on the moon. No, I won’t moonwalk. But I will Cha Cha—with my clone.

Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

Dream nonsense: Character: Hey, how are you? Me: I’m tired. I mean, this is a dream, so I must be, right?

Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

I went to visit my grandma. I meant to stay for two days, but ended up staying two months. (So I overslept a little).

Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

Sometimes writing is easy. Other times it’s as hard as trying to eat a whole whale, after the whale has just eaten you.

Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

I visited my old haunt, but somehow without all my old friends there with me, the cemetery just wasn’t the same.

Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

Love is snowy, like the raincloud I left in the freezer. I would ski on the slope of your kiss, but I’d be fearful of an avalanche.

Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

The pain I felt when I lost my glove was nothing compared to the pain I felt losing my hand as well.

Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

I got married at a good time, though a better time would have been 20 years from now.

Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

Politicians are like warts on the body of society. And the only thing worse than warts are lawyers and lobbyists.


Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

I think it’s OK to rape as many people as possible, and that’s precisely why I’m going into politics.

Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

A shopping cart flipped upside down forms a cage that I use to protect myself from consumerism.

Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life