Love yourself deeply and be satisfied with the amazing life you create.
The Spiritual Girl's Guide to Dating: Your Enlightened Path to Love, Sex, & Soul MatesI eat fog for breakfast, and I shit out steamy love scenes from the 80s.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeMy erection at noon causes an elongated shadow so black you’d think I was an albino.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeI make love with the accuracy of Joe Montana, and from a distance of up to 100 yards.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeI admire your mustache madam, but I wonder, what’s for dessert?
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeThere’s not a person alive who is ugly. Now dead people, they disgust me.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeLove is an art. Mine could fill a museum the size of your heart.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeI make art like I make love—slowly, so I get the most for my money.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeI’m going on vacation, and I’m leaving my clone in charge. I’ll be gone, but I’ll be here.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeWhen I jog it’s like a dancing dog. Well, it’s more of a foxtrot.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeWhen all the trees are dead, I’ll be there, drinking freshly squeezed orange juice.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeYou know what I like most about people? Pets.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeI would be an organ donor, but I’d much rather donate a piano.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeI don't want to be tied down in a relationship, I want to be tied down during sex.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeThe dollar isn’t worth its weight in gold, and the pound isn’t worth its weight in ounces.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your LifeI’m a handyman. I work with my hand. I masturbate for a living. That’s right, I’m in politics.
Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life