Some men wonder over God's values, others over the cut of a garment.
When a man says yes, his chi [personal god] says yes also.
Once you have found your rhythm, you will then know your God.
There is no god like one's stomach; we must sacrifice to it every day.
He who saves up for another day has no trust in God.
Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank Him for not giving it wings.
The rooster said, "I shall cry but whether the sun rises God knows."
Where God gives hard bread He also gives sharp teeth.
If God didn't like beautiful women, he wouldn't have made them.
If God listened to every shepherd's curse, our sheep would all be dead.
What men usually ask for when they pray to God is, that two and two may not make four.
Your body belongs to the Tsar, your soul to God, and your back to the squire.
God gives every bird his worm, but He does not throw it into the nest.
Back on the ferry, I sip some vodka on the rocks and have a chat with God. Me: (desperately) What the *&%$# am I going to do? God: Me: (surprised) Really? After all those Sundays of being a back up singer for Jesus, you got nothing to say? God: Me: (...
And what we say - that what He willeth is right and what He doth not not will is wrong, is not so to be understood, as if, should God will something inconsistent, it would be right because He willed it. For it does not follow that if God would lie it...
The first verse that comes to mind that refutes all of Calvin’s points is “Whoever calls on the name of the Lord shall be saved.” Whoever means whoever. Not just some, not just the elect; that means that anyone who wants to come to God and repe...
if you truly want to know why I'm helping you, you won't get any easy answers. It's not because I believe in the goodness of humankind. It's not because I believe God and the rest of the monsters are evil. I only wish to have the capacity to change. ...
They's a heap more to God's will than death, disapoint-ment, and like thet. Hit's God's will for us to be good and do good, love one another, be forgivin'..." He laughed. "I reckon I ain't very forgivin', son. I can forgive a fool, but I ain't inner-...
God is calling us to live for the sake of Christ and to do that through suffering. Christ chose suffering; it didn’t just happen to Him. He chose it as the way to create and perfect the church. Now He calls us to choose suffering. That is, He calls...
Every night I pray I whisper into a megaphone, not only so God is sure to hear, but also my neighbors, because I pray to God He’ll deliver pestilence and plague to the residents next door. I even tell God the exact address, as if He can’t read my...
You don’t write a book when God called you to publish a library! You don’t plant a tree when God send you to cultivate a forest! You don’t evangelize to a crowd when God called you for a multitude! No matter the circumstances, find yourself doi...
