The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing.
The first thing I ever rode when I was a kid was a motorcycle, so I knew how to drive a motorcycle before a car.
I will stay in the car until the last minute that I'm going to jump out and do a standup or jump out and do some interviews.
But to personally satisfy my own adrenalin needs, I've been racing cars a little bit, which has been fun.
I was raised in Chicago and I guess that was one of the special breeding grounds for gangsters of all colors. That was the Detroit of the gangster world. The car industry was thugs.
I hate to play the I-live-in-the-country card, but it really takes all of the 'pack the kids into the car and run from here to there' out of the equation.
The easiest and simplest thing that any one can do to make their car safer, more gas efficient, whatever - check the tire pressure.
I cleanse, tone and moisturize twice a day. I exfoliate once a week and carry makeup wipes in the car for freshening up.
I play Hopkins' daughter. Brad Pitt plays Death. He's a very-good looking Death. With him, dying isn't so bad.
One lady wrote me and told me how she wants to see me get beat up and near death and that kind of stuff.
I think I might actually die of showing off. It'll be on my headstone - 'Cause of Death: Showing Off.'
The cult of the individual is killing us. I think Twitter signals the death of western civilisation, but people have been saying that since Demosthenes.
There's stuff I don't like to rehearse, really emotional things, I don't like to rehearse. You just beat it to death.
Sometimes I wish my first word was 'quote,' so that on my death bed, my last words could be 'end quote.'
I mean, we've all had those dreams where, you know, we try to cry out and our voice won't come.
Marriage equality is about more than just marriage. It's about something greater. It's about acceptance.
Thank God for beautiful songs about feeling despair when you yourself are in despair. They really get us through.
I don't think God cares if I wear nail polish or not. I don't think that's a deal breaker for him.
Some people turn from God because they cannot understand how a good God can permit evil in the world.
Just because you put super great musicians together, it doesn't mean you're going to have that chemistry as a band.
I don't go looking for stories with the idea of wrongness in my head, no. But the fact is, a lot of great stories hinge on people being wrong.
