Quotes of: Allen Keyword

One of my favorite things to cook is fondue. I'm Swiss. It's a great social meal.

Ryan Seacrest

Truly great actors carry their characters in silence with them. They communicate without words the relationships that predate the movie.

Sam Mendes

Hollywood can buy a lot of pieces of the puzzle, but the great thing is they can never buy word of mouth.

Steve Tisch

To be a great motorbike racer, the most important thing is passion for the bike.

Valentino Rossi

Appreciation is the highest form of prayer, for it acknowledges the presence of good wherever you shine the light of your thankful thoughts.

Alan Cohen

There's nothing worse than making a good movie that doesn't get seen.

Lucy Fisher

I always thought I was good. That's why it was so frustrating when other people didn't agree.

Robert Mapplethorpe

This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!

Henny Youngman

When I graduated college I had a series of just humiliating jobs that I couldn't believe I was at.

Lena Dunham

A few months after graduation I was working in films. It took off pretty quick.

Moira Kelly

The United States government has the obligation to educate all young people in this country.

Al Sharpton

We owe the government taxes. We owe our creditors interest. What do these powers owe us?

Anna Deavere Smith

No, if there is an aspect of the executive branch of the government that needs looking at, I'm liable to be called in to look at it. But I'm not the only one.

Bill Goldberg

Is it spoken word? Kinda, but that's a weird area. Is it comedy? Well, it's funny but no, it's not comedy.

Bruce McCulloch

You know, funny is this weird word for me. I hear is so many times it has no meaning anymore.

Bruce McCulloch

I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation.

Megan Fox

There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices.

Tim Heidecker

I'm always in situations where you can't be funny, and yet I want to do it anyway.

Tim Heidecker

The Bible declares that on the sixth day God created man. Right then and there, God should have demanded a damage deposit.

Jim Hightower

Keep your nose out the sky, keep your heart to god, and keep your face to the raising sun.

Kanye West

From George Washington to George W. Bush, presidents have invoked God's name in the performance of their official duties.

Linda Chavez