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People think getting a new partner is like getting a new car.

Orlando Bloom

I've never revved my car at a light for an attractive woman or an auto-rival, not even as a joke.

Penn Jillette

My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.

Rodney Dangerfield

I mostly drive around in a Fiat 500 TwinAir, and that's a pretty small car!

Richard Hammond

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car.

Reese Witherspoon

A dream without ambition is like a car without gas... you're not going anywhere.

Sean Hampton

Local teenagers killed in a car crash is a suburban legend, a stock plot line.

Stewart O'Nan

I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.

Steven Wright

I grew up with an extremely funny dad, and my mom is super funny.

Paula Pell

There is something about this generation living now, that we don't accept death.

Elena Anaya

I think about death. I don't want to die with clothes in the cleaners.

Elayne Boosler

Any man who has $10,000 left when he dies is a failure.

Errol Flynn

Being a celebrity doesn't have an iota of value when you're looking death in the eye.

Hill Harper

I'm certainly not squeamish at all. The countryside makes you very aware of birth and death.

Jessica Raine

I've always had bronchitis. I've been administered the Sacrament of Death three times for it.

Mercedes McCambridge

Dealing with death is there forever, really, you know, because we all have to face it.

Pierce Brosnan

I'll keep peace at all cost, even if I choke to death on my tongue.

Paula Deen

If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.

Paul Lynde

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.

Steven Wright

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

Wilson Mizner

You feel better when you're eating food that retains nutritional value.

Amber Heard