99% of all problems can be solved by money -- and for the other 1% there's alcohol.
I just don't drink alcohol. I never have; I never will.
To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems
There are zillions of people who say that alcoholism is a disease, but not many of them believe it.
Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.
In my private life, I'm not around any drugs or alcohol.
My life was a complete catatrophe. I was very, very sick from drugs and alcohol.
Two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity.
Alcohol lowered inhibitions. It didn't create impulses that weren't there.
Because I know I'm an addict, and I know I'm an alcoholic.
I became a very angry person and it was all due to alcoholism.
Alcohol does not solve problems but becomes a problem in itself
I thought over and over about what I was going to do when Carly overdosed and died. How would we go on? And then I knew: I wouldn’t go on. And then I realized that it was just going to be too painful to actually have to watch her die. Right in fron...
There was a thing called Heaven; but all the same they used to drink enormous quantities of alcohol." ... "There was a thing called the soul and a thing called immortality." ... "But they used to take morphia and cocaine." ... "Two thousand pharmacol...
In 1935, when there were no other programs, the founders of AA, Bill Wilson and Dr. Robert Smith, stepped up to the plate and took action to help a crippled population. All credit for the establishment of their wonderful, life-saving group goes to th...
Sarah Palin appears to have no testable core conviction except the belief (which none of her defenders denies that she holds, or at least has held and not yet repudiated) that the end of days and the Second Coming will occur in her lifetime. This com...
So it's important to remember that our job isn't to solve other people's problems for them, but to help them to discover the ways that are most effective and most practical for them to deal with their own problems. We can't wave a magic wand or open ...
We want ecstasy as a way of life, not a liver-poisoning alcoholiday from it.
I do like to have fun. I don't need alcohol to have fun.
Before Footloose, the things I'd done weren't cute. In Diner I was an alcoholic.
If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.