That's crazier than a boatload of prostitutes!
It's good to vandalize one's own work.
Life.... It's better than the alternative.
Ingratitude is treason to mankind.
Sitcom storylines are usually incredibly contrived.
Nature is where the reality happens.
Without anarchy, there would be chaos.
my pants dont fit either
All that is gold does not glitter...
I have been much blessed.
I head a nation of a million presidents.
It's 1am, I have fiction to write!
Millionaires don't judge but connect.
It's not hard to cut taxes.
Love never fails - we do.
The audiences are what keep me enthusiastic.
I'm sort of a foot-on-the-gas kind of guy.
Evil Has Eye Of An Angel
The strongest man survives himself.
It never rains in Autzen Stadium!
Reality is what you embrace