Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale.
I'm not famous; I am simply very well-known to certain people. Famous is something different.
I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
The specifics of Cathy's and my life are different now, but the basic life challenges are exactly the same.
People think that whatever I put into strips has happened to me in my life.
They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything.
Al cielo non chiedo altro che una casa piena di libri e un giardino pieno di fiori
A majority of the Syrian people believe in the regime and support Bashar al-Assad.
Capitalism in Russia has spawned far more Al Capones than Henry Fords.
I just really respond to comics. I find it a really exciting medium.
When I came to America Al Unser, Jr. was very difficult. And Bobby Unser.
Shoulder the sky, my lad, and drink your ale.
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.
I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
HOBBES: If you don't get a goodnight kiss you get Kafka dreams.
I would show up at a party for Al Qaeda if you said there's going to be a dinner.
You should always leave the party 10 minutes before you actually do.
In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers.
