Life versus Death becomes, as Montaigne pointed out, Old Age versus Death.
Nothing to Be Frightened OfMy love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.My wooden love is being eaten my termites. Romance in action.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.I’d make a better lover than a dead bird. Probably.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.I can understand that you love to dance, because I can’t dance.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.Love is a circular emotion that surrounds you, like a hug. Or a noose.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.My love is tube shaped. Don't let your dad stick his dick in it.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.Nobody peels a banana before stabbing themselves with it. But that’s exactly how I love—dangerously.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.I eat footballs, and I shit touchdowns. And I always wear a helmet when I make love.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.My feelings for her faded from black to red. Was I in love—or in hell?
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.Love is nebulous, like my idea of what the word nebulous even means.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.Most guys confuse lust and love. I am in sex with you.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.Love is like a hollowed out piece of chocolate, filled with melted music.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.