Quotes of: Aging Keyword

My love is popular. It must be, because I never have any. Is it because I don’t produce any, or because I’m always sold out?

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I water fake plants, because I’m growing a garden of fake mustaches. Lest no man (or woman) question my ability as a lover.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Her love was like cigarette smoke stirred into coffee. I drank it so fast it made me cough, but she’s not offering a refill at any price.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I was rubbing the pieces of bacon like they were strands of a lover’s hair. Of course they weren’t, because all my exes had hair like scrambled eggs.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I am the Love Camel of Llama Land. Come, hop on my hump and let me lead you to water.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Out of all the guys she could love, I am two of them. But she chose my clone over me and that hurts. And it feels good.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I’d love to visit a zoo stocked with stuffed animals. Where would all the real animals be? Well, the real animals would be where they always are: in Congress.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Let love find you. Don’t go looking for it. The best way to attract a mate is to post an ad on Craigslist titled, “Have lube, will travel.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Tell me there’s a God, and I’ll believe you. But tell me you’re not in love with me, and I’ll shoot you an incredulous look. Then I’ll shoot you.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That’s life. That’s love. That’s fiscally irresponsible.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I love with the same air of mystery.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

We fell in love like nobody’s business. I wish it was everyone’s business, so that I could have made money off it.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is a cat wearing a fur coat in a sauna in the middle of the Sahara Desert at noon. Trust me, I speak from personal experience.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Everything I know about love, my cat taught me. It put its paw on my head and transferred all knowledge to me.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Sometimes meow means, “I love you.” Sometimes it means, “Feed me, you moron.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I think now is the best time to be in love. No other time in history is more perfect than right now. Especially since I’m currently drinking coffee.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

We walked along the beach like two coffee lovers. But we weren’t. He was a fish, and I was astonished—not that a fish was walking, but that he didn’t love coffee.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Too much coffee has been spilled in the name of war. Let us love and savor every drop.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I love coffee, and coffee loves me. You know what else loves me? Hookers in hot paper cups.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

I’m not in the City of Love, but I am in love. That’s why I look like I’m crazy, because being crazy is a prerequisite to being in love.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.