Quotes of: Aging Keyword

I wrote an edible cookbook. The pages are made out of tortillas. It’s also the Book of Love. (Batteries and hot sauce sold separately.)

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not Castrol Motor Oil).


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

I gave her a broken watch, to symbolize that my love for her is forever and timeless. And as an excuse to why I’m always late.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is the darkness that shines in our hearts. I bought you a flashlight. It’s broken, so you know I care.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love, you just know it when you feel it. I feel it now, and it’s furry and purring.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Everything I know about love came out of a vending machine. I’m still waiting on change.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

With the woman I loved, I wouldn’t change one second with her. No, I’d change all the seconds, and the thing I’d change is her.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

We had an unspoken love for one another. Probably because she’d never talk to me or return my phone calls or texts.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

I make love like a snake disguised as an elephant and a donkey. But I mustn’t talk about sexual congress and Congress simultaneously.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

My nickname isn’t Scarface—it’s Scarf Ace. I make knitted neck warmers like I make love—one grandmother at a time.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I wanted to tell her I loved her, but I chickened out, like a beef taco. The crunchy kind, not the soft shell.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I was short staffed. But that's what happens when all your employees are midgets. I make love like spicy rice.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I took some of the price off, and she took some of her clothes off. She made love and I made money.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is an award you win by losing—or giving it away. Trophies collect dust, but love is the ultimate prize.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

My love is a flower. If you’d call that romantic, I’d agree and say it would look great on your grave.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I just yawned. Now that is exciting. Almost as thrilling as making love to me thirty minutes after I’ve fallen asleep.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I put the hands in handsome. Then I put my penis in those hands. That’s some good-looking lovemaking.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I once tried to shave my mustache off with a toothbrush. Just one example of my skills as a lover.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I love favors, because a favor is, instead of me doing something or paying you anything, why don’t you do it for me for free?

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.