Quotes of: Aging Keyword

Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age.

Hosea Ballou

Christmas cut history in two ages, the Age of Promise, and the Age of Fulfillment.

John Piper

Dodo: Prepare for the Ice Age. Sid: Ice Age? Diego: I've heard of these crackpots.

Ice Age

The world had seen so many Ages: the Age of Enlightenment; of Reformation; of Reason. Now, at last, the Age of Desire. And after this, an end to Ages; an end, perhaps, to everything.

The Inhuman Condition

We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I love like an albino. But I don’t want to get sunburned, so would you please pass the ketchup?

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I am a love factory. I make love out of high quality plastics at an affordable price.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

My love is three times as deep as you voted for. You thought it was two feet deep, but it’s six feet deep, like a grave.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

My password is meatlover. My profile picture is a pizza. My love for you is real, like an invisible and inaudible mime parade.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Somebody should merge motorcycles and toilets. You know, for the lover in all of us, just waiting to be released.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is the most amazing feeling in the world. Let me double check. Yep, love is a feeling.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I know a woman loves me when she leaves me leftovers in the fridge from the date she went on the night before.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love doesn’t spend its time watering your plants. But it might bubblegum swank monkey mouth with you—twice.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

With love, it’s better to act now and think later. Write your love poem after you’ve made love, and not before.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

She could be the love of my life, and I just met her. I’m 31 years old. She’s late.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

He’s a year shorter than me, but he’s a foot younger. I love him like the brother of an only child.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

You know you've drunk too much when you run out of booze. It's the same with love. Also, I'm drunk.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

The waves were choppy, like Chuck Norris' karate hands. The ocean would have been still, if I weren't making love in it.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.