The only thing cats love more than food is sleep. We have that in common.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.I don’t like hot coffee that’s cold, or iced coffee that’s hot. Or leftover love in a rusty thermos.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.Love is talking to one woman, but thinking about another woman. Now that’s commitment.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.Some people snort cocaine. I snort powdered love. It’s like powdered sugar, only sweeter.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.We made love like the three minutes between 3:32 and 3:34. My endurance is even worse than my math.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.I make love like I make lasagna. I just made some, so would you like seconds?
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.She made my heart melt, like butter. I loved her over a juicy corn on the cob.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.