Quotes of: Ages Keyword

The length of people I love is too long to list. But if you were to do it, it would look like a phone book.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love comes in many sizes, as do rubber nets called condoms. I use those nets to fish for tiny people.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

The party was dry, she was wet, and the sky was in the middle (cloudy, but no rain).
Love was in the air, and that’s why I brought an umbrella.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

A one-winged butterfly can’t fly. Neither can a half a heart love, or a half-hearted relationship work.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I have an itch. Wait, scratch that. That’s just a tickle that comes from being in love with someone who’s not in love with me.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

We made love the way a man with one leg might run a marathon. 26.2 miles is a long way to hop for an orgasm.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Should I take off my helmet before I make love? I'd better not, because my bicycle's breaks are worn out.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Our love is secret, like the location of the lost Templar Treasure. Quick, grab a shovel and help me look for it.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

To talk about love isn’t as good as to make about love. During sexual intercourse, I’m very approximate.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

In bed, I can go for hours. Oh yes, I love naps.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

We made love like two people trying to make love like three people in the trunk of a car.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Would a boring machine drill holes—or put you to sleep? I make love like a robot, so maybe I do both.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is like the moment you’re about to win at chess, and then you realize you’re the other color and you’re actually about to lose.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Love is like a chess match, where the queen wins the game and the king just sort of stands around.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Love is meant to be sipped, rather than chugged, like a glass of wine you drink strait from the bottle.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

If civilization has risen from the Stone Age, it can rise again from the Wastepaper Age.

Jacques Barzun

At the age of 18 all young poets are sure they will be dead at 21 - of old age.

Marguerite Young

An unskilled middle-aged man can work in the mines, and it pays well.

Richard Flanagan

I love the sunrise, but not as much as I love you. Will you pass me my midnight-black blindfold?

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is a bird’s nest of emotion that I used as a basket to store picnic items like apples, cheese, wine, and finger foods like thumbs and pinkies.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.