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I invented a Love Machine. You should buy two, one as a backup—or to run both simultaneously while you masturbate.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly, I’ll bet I could pack in all my love for you.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am an altruistic lover.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I want to merge running a marathon and doing a handstand into one action. It will look similar to how I’d make love to a mannequin.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

My two legs are like one pretzel when I sit on the floor. If only love were so intertwined.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is a trampoline of the heart. It has its up, it has its downs, and I’m selling mine for $100.00—only been jumped on once.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I make love like Brett Favre threw his first pass as a Green Bay Packer—to himself. Obviously, himself is myself.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

My nose, it’s like a doorstop for fists. Violence is just my fellow man’s way of showing love to me.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I eat toast and ice—because bread and water just aren’t enough for me. I’m also an insatiable lover.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Women love a man in uniform. You should see them drool when I dress up in my Girl Scout outfit.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Last Sunday it was cloudy, and I thought, Who named this day? Then I thought, Why is there no Loveday? Naturally, It would follow Jarodday.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

When I find the wind to say I love you, it will be breezy, like a hurricane.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

If you make a nickel a second, you can’t afford to pick up a penny off the ground. It’s the same with love.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Holding hands with your lover is special, especially when that hand is plastic, and that lover is a mannequin.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I’d lick the water out of your bathtub, just to prove I love you—and that I’m not a cat.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is a funny thing. It's so funny it will make you laugh until you cry.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

I both made the knife-fighting team, and I got cut. If only love were so easy to understand.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

My love for you is like a Florida sunset. Orange, coral, pink, and lavender, it exists to warm your heart through the inevitable darkness.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

We made love like the 1930s, only it wasn’t quite as depressing. Also, it only took me a half a decade to bring myself to orgasm. 

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

When I make love, I make a difference in at least one person’s life. (Limit one per purchase.)

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.