Quotes of: Ageless Keyword

I love you like my soul is not the moon. It’s brighter—and bigger.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

The love between a man and an animal is a sacred thing. Well, at least it was, until the politicians started answering to the lobbyists and not the people.


Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

I don’t have tears running down my cheeks. Those are egg yokes, and yes, it means I’m in love.


Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

We made love like there was no tomorrow. Looking back, we should have made love like there was no yesterday.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

I make love efficiently. Why involve two people, when the same outcome can be done by one?

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Whoever walks in reverse, please come forward. Tell me you love me, and tell me backwards, like a palindrome.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Love is like water, except it’s either fog or ice. I make love like a steamy 32 degrees.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

I am an eater of water. I mean drinker. My love comes in a package that includes a straw/spoon.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Soup has water value, but water doesn’t have soup value. That’s like my love—really watery, but rather tasty.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

I don’t give a hoot about owls. I only care about love, and other winged objects that aren’t wise.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

I love work. Well, I love being a passive spectator, rather than an active participant.


Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Love is all you need in this world. Well, at least until you die of thirst or you freeze to death.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Love makes the world go round. Too bad love doesn’t make the world go other shapes, like tetrahedron.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

She burst in the door, I burst into song, and he burst into flames. Our love triangle turned into dinner for two featuring roasted marshmallows.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Whiskey burns—my throat, not a forest. Love burns—my heart, not a forest. As for the forest, it burnt itself. At least that’s what I told the police during their interrogation.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

I make love like you wouldn’t believe. Seriously, you wouldn’t believe me if I told you, so why don’t I show you?


Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

I have the ostrich of an asshole. I also have the asshole of an ostrich. With these two things, I have everything I need. Well, aside from love.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Gas masks could be converted into blowjob machines—and finally put your mom out of business. That’s capitalism. That’s war. That’s love.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Love is like walking while riding a bicycle. It’s pretty hard to do when you’re curled up like a cat, sleeping in a wheelchair.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

A cat’s meow can be a scream, a laugh, a sigh, a hello, a yes, and even an I love you.


Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

The best present is wrapped in fur. And when you shake the package, it meows. Give the gift of love, before it runs away and gets run over.


Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.