I’m clingy like clang on pots. My love is cookable.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.Love splattered on my life like bird shit on a windshield.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.A rose symbolizes my love for you, because it’s dying.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.Many people wonder, is my love a llama—or an alpaca? The answer, is yes.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.My love sits on the stove like a cat with an oven mitt for an ass.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.She has nothing but love for me, and I have nothing but nothing for her.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.When I make love, I always wear protection. I wear mittens.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.My wooden love is being eaten my termites. Romance in action.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.I’d make a better lover than a dead bird. Probably.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.I can understand that you love to dance, because I can’t dance.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.Love is a circular emotion that surrounds you, like a hug. Or a noose.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.My love is tube shaped. Don't let your dad stick his dick in it.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.Nobody peels a banana before stabbing themselves with it. But that’s exactly how I love—dangerously.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.I eat footballs, and I shit touchdowns. And I always wear a helmet when I make love.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.My feelings for her faded from black to red. Was I in love—or in hell?
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.Love is nebulous, like my idea of what the word nebulous even means.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.