Quotes of: Aged-care Keyword

Everything I know about love came out of a vending machine. I’m still waiting on change.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

With the woman I loved, I wouldn’t change one second with her. No, I’d change all the seconds, and the thing I’d change is her.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

We had an unspoken love for one another. Probably because she’d never talk to me or return my phone calls or texts.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

I make love like a snake disguised as an elephant and a donkey. But I mustn’t talk about sexual congress and Congress simultaneously.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

My nickname isn’t Scarface—it’s Scarf Ace. I make knitted neck warmers like I make love—one grandmother at a time.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I wanted to tell her I loved her, but I chickened out, like a beef taco. The crunchy kind, not the soft shell.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I was short staffed. But that's what happens when all your employees are midgets. I make love like spicy rice.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I took some of the price off, and she took some of her clothes off. She made love and I made money.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is an award you win by losing—or giving it away. Trophies collect dust, but love is the ultimate prize.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

My love is a flower. If you’d call that romantic, I’d agree and say it would look great on your grave.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I just yawned. Now that is exciting. Almost as thrilling as making love to me thirty minutes after I’ve fallen asleep.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I put the hands in handsome. Then I put my penis in those hands. That’s some good-looking lovemaking.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I once tried to shave my mustache off with a toothbrush. Just one example of my skills as a lover.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I love favors, because a favor is, instead of me doing something or paying you anything, why don’t you do it for me for free?

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I invented a Love Machine. You should buy two, one as a backup—or to run both simultaneously while you masturbate.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly, I’ll bet I could pack in all my love for you.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am an altruistic lover.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I want to merge running a marathon and doing a handstand into one action. It will look similar to how I’d make love to a mannequin.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.