I love like an albino. But I don’t want to get sunburned, so would you please pass the ketchup?
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I am a love factory. I make love out of high quality plastics at an affordable price.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is the most amazing feeling in the world. Let me double check. Yep, love is a feeling.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.She could be the love of my life, and I just met her. I’m 31 years old. She’s late.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.He’s a year shorter than me, but he’s a foot younger. I love him like the brother of an only child.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.You know you've drunk too much when you run out of booze. It's the same with love. Also, I'm drunk.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.