The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.
Richard PryorThe reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bull shit.
Richard PryorThe best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
Winston ChurchillI don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
Adam CarollaDo not leave yourself or your family unprotected against financial storms... Build up savings.
Ezra Taft BensonMother Nature comes up against reality, and the reality is that the system doesn't work.
John GaramendiThe bravest sight in the world is to see a great man struggling against adversity.
Lucius Annaeus SenecaThe Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.
Elayne BooslerIn the end, I'll put my good acts up against those of anybody in this country. Anybody.
George Steinbrenner