A meow’s a sound I want to look at. And after I see it, I want to pet it.
My wallet was empty after the charity auction. Of course, my wallet was empty before the auction too. I donated my time and money to strippers.
After our date, I spent about an hour trying to get in her pants before finally giving up. Her pocket was just too tight.
He was born after me, and he died before me. I gave him life, and I killed him. He was an idea, and considerably harder to stab than grandpa.
After a lot of stalling and posturing, I finally admitted I had feelings for her. Most notably I felt anger and resentment, and a few less positive emotions.
I want to merge oven mitts with boxing gloves, so I could effectively, and safely, fight fires. After all, fire fighters make better lovers.
I believe men belong in the garage, because that’s where the dog food is stored. And the band is kept there. Auditions start after I move the car.
I’m great at making love, at least for the first 20 bucks, and for about 30 minutes after that I just sort of lay there, trying to stretch out my investment.
I had to stop selling stick-figure portraits of women at the beach, after too many customers complained I was making them look “too fat.
I had to put away my toy so it didn’t get lost. After all, cats can’t read maps or ask for directions, and they don’t possess GPS.
I have to get my life back on track. Order as an antidote to chaos. Calm after the storm.
Taiki was watching the kings talk, feeling the kind of happiness that can only come after a long sorrow.
That is, so to speak, my own story. If I had a wish, I would wish that the sounds of the turning pages of my story after this encounter would resound like the sound of footsteps.
Sometimes knowing what's right isn't a rational decision, or even what works on paper. Sometimes leaving is the best course of action after all.
Papa was right, after all. A ship's crew was like a family, and together we had done what we never could have managed alone.
After the series, other series have entered the domain of analysis; they entered by the same door; they have been imagined in view of applications.
I was told I have obsessive behavioral traits. I looked up everything to do with obsession after that.
Even before we met and long after we're both gone, my heart lives inside of yours. I'm forever and ever in love with you.
The right thing is a luxury for rich and sheltered people. For the rest of us, the only right thing is staying out of trouble and surviving as best we can.
All the nut eaters and food faddists I have ever known, died early after a long period of senile decay - Winston Churchill
Good words," I replied. "But deeds must prove it also; and after he is well, remember you don't forget resolutions formed in the hour of fear.
