Stansfield: [after the building explodes] Hey, what the fuck is going on up there? I said take the guy out, not the whole fucking building!
Bilbo: I've thought of an ending for my book - "And he lived happily ever after... to the end of his days."
Aragorn: [after Frodo is stabbed by a cave Troll] You should be dead. That spear would have skewered a wild boar.
Slevin's Girlfriend: [after Slevin walks in on her cheating on him] This is an accident. Slevin: What, like... He tripped, you fell?
[Pippin seemingly burps in an Entish language, after drinking their beverage] Merry: You just said something... treeish!
[after Boromir's inspiring speech] Faramir: Good Speech. Nice and short. Boromir: Leaves more time for drinking!
[after a long speech in Japanese] Ms. Kawasaki: He want you to turn and look in camera. Okay? Bob: Is that all he said?
[after rescuing Roger and Rianne] Martin Riggs: What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let's get the flock out of here!
Roger Murtaugh: Hey, Riggs, you really like my wife's cookin'? Martin Riggs: [after an especially long pause] Nope, I'll see you tomorrow.
Trevor Reznik: [after realizing his fault] I know who you are... I know who you are... I know who you are... I know who you are.
[Creasy is being shown mugshots after Pita's kidnapping] Manzano: Do you recognize any of these men? Creasy: No. That make me a suspect? Manzano: No. It would be convenient, but no.
Dingo: And after the spanking, the oral sex. Galahad: Well, I could stay a bit longer...
Gene: [after punching Adam] That ain't no way to treat your wife, buddy. I don't care what she's done.
Guard: [after lighting the signal fire] Now all of China knows you're here. Shan-Yu: [lights a flag on the fire] Perfect.
Sammy Jankis: [after being shocked] What the fuck? Doctor: It's a test, Sammy. Sammy Jankis: [flipping him the bird] Test this, you fucking quack!
Isaac Davis: [after reading his ex-wife's book about their relationship] [to his ex-wife] Isaac Davis: I came here to strangle you!
Bert: Bert'll take care of you, just like I was your own father. Now who's after you? Jane: Father is.
Bert: Bert'll take care of you; like I was your own father. Now, who's after you? Jane: Father is. Bert: What?
[thinking about Katie after her death] Jimmy Markum: I know in my soul I contributed to your death.
Annie Wilkes: [Right after smashing Paul's ankles with a sledgehammer] God I love you.
Dr. Stephen Maturin: [after amputating Blakeney's arm] I've never seen a braver patient.
