[after Carlito has made his decision on helping David out] Gail: [crying] That's the last time I wipe up your blood!
Donnie Brasco: [to his fellow wiseguys, after he punches a man who tries to expose him] Fuckin' asshole, he grabbed my cock!
[after overhearing a phone call between Emma and Karl] Mr. Hand: Karl. Uncle Karl. Haven't seen you in so long. Yes. [Floats away]
Pink: It's best to get it all at once. After the first 10 licks your ass gets so numb you don't feel it.
Michael: [after he sights the deer but points the rifle upward and fires so that the deer just looks at him] Okay? Okay?
[first lines] Michael: Hey, watch out, Axel. We'll be calling him old fireballs after tonight. Axel: Fuckin' A. Michael: Not bad.
The Joker: [to the mob after performing his "magic trick"] Oh, and by the way, the suit, it wasn't cheap. You oughta know, you bought it.
[after Batman saves Rachel from falling out of a window] Batman: You all right? Rachel Dawes: Let's not do that again.
Gru: [after giving Vector the moon] Now the girls. Vector: Actually, I'm holding on to them a little longer. Gru: No! Vector: Oh yeah! Unpredictable!
[after driving his car into a large crate, and getting caught in the car] Mr. French: Ah, fuck it. [Shoots himself, the car explodes]
Dr. King Schultz: [to Django after shooting Calvin] I'm sorry... [pause] Dr. King Schultz: I couldn't resist. [Butch raises his gun and shoots at Schultz]
Zhivago: [to the local commissar after examining an old sickly man] It isn't typhus. It's another disease we don't have in Moscow... starvation.
Scotty: [everyone is looking into the cellar after it flies open] An animal? An animal? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Koulikov: [falling after being shot] Son of a bitch! These are new pants. I just took them off a captain from the 251st yesterday.
Master Sergeant Farell: What the hell where you thinking? [after Cage/Cruise gets killed rolling under the truck]
[after vigorous sex with Tyler Durden] Marla Singer: My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.
Marla Singer: [after taking a bottle of sleeping pills] This isn't a real suicide-thing. This is probably one of those cry-for-help things.
[after meeting and having sex with Marla] Tyler Durden: Man, you've got some fucked up friends, I'm tellin' ya. Limber, though...
Professor Pacoli: [shocked after turning around and being surprised by one of the divine aliens] A-a-aa-a-a-are you German? [alien shakes its head]
Mrs. Gump: [after seeing Forrest on TV surviving the hurricane] Louise, Louise, look there's Forrest! [Louise and her stare at the TV]
Moon: because, "If you're sad", my Grandma told me "then cry", "After you cry, you still have to live life"
