She said she wanted my best line tomorrow after the show, and now I knew what it was going to be.
Losing ItThe beautiful is as useful as the useful." He added after a moment’s silence, "Perhaps more so.
Les MisérablesBut, after all of the loss I'd had in my life; his loss was the one I could never bear.
The Lure of the MoonLove is like meatloaf—don’t make it after midnight, unless you’re wearing a condom.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.My mother always said - "Never run after a man or a bus - there is always another one coming.
Limoncello and Linen WaterOnly after you've done the exorcism, then you'll understand that ghost's also a species.
My Ancestor Was an Ancient AstronautIt’s not the early bird that gets the worm, it's the one who knows to go outside after a rainstorm.
SuperpoweredAfter years of immaturity, I finally have my act together. As far as acting, it’s very slapstick.
Sleepwalking is resterciseI can always say no to a bottle of booze, but only after saying yes to the alcohol inside.
Sleepwalking is resterciseIt’s not entirely true that I lusted after a married woman. I also lusted before her.
Sleepwalking is resterciseGo to a cemetery for the scenery. After you die, go back to the cemetery to become one with nature.
Sleepwalking is restercise