Nobody: [after a mobster shoots his pigeon] Stupid fuckin' white man!
Ghost Dog: The Way of the SamuraiProfessor Albus Dumbledore: After all this time? Professor Severus Snape: Always.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2Ursula: [after Ariel makes her vaporize Flotsam and Jetsom] Babies! My poor little poopsies!
The Little MermaidMathilda: [after planting Leon's plant in the school grounds] I think we'll be ok here, Leon.
Léon: The ProfessionalDwayne: [after finding out that he is colour blind and can't fly planes] FUUUUUUCK!
Little Miss SunshineAvner: [after sex] How long into pregnancy are you supposed to stop having sex? Daphna: Labor.
MunichAvner: [about their newborn baby] She's frightfully ugly. Daphna: She takes after her father.
MunichVizzini: Jump in after her! Inigo Montoya: I don't swim Fezzik: I only dog paddle. Vizzini: AGGHH!
The Princess Bride