Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something.
The battle for the individual rights of women is one of long standing and none of us should countenance anything which undermines it.
I feel very strongly that young women have regressed a little bit. But I do get all preachy about it.
Since 1996, the Feminist Majority Foundation has been immersed in a campaign to support Afghan women and girls in their fight against the brutal oppression of the Taliban.
Think of me as the weathered sheriff coming back into Dodge 'cause the youngsters are shooting up the church and scaring the horses and not doing right by the women.
I've had women who move to the towns I'm living in, just pack up and move there, never even met 'em before, 'cause they heard I lived there.
The Church should say, 'I'm frightened that women will be ordained;' that's honest, say that. But don't say, 'It's a grave sin,' because that's nonsense.
Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed.
Numerically speaking, half the population cannot be a minority. Yet when it comes to women, the numbers plainly show that the mathematically impossible is the socially acceptable.
Women must learn to find self-worth within themselves, not through others. It is important to carve out a place just for you.
She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer.
I started realizing I could be an example for women to not just be aware of breast cancer but to act on it, to make an appointment, to give themselves an exam.
The problem for all women is we're identified by how we look instead of by our heads and our hearts.
These poor women in academia have to talk this silly language that nobody can understand in order to be accepted, they think.
Guys will definitely settle for women who get the joke. But a woman who can make you laugh? It's not high on a guy's must list. Perhaps it should be.
There are many women with children under five who want to work and who lack affordable, high-quality child care.
I will not say that women have no character; rather, they have a new one every day.
A man who pretends to understand women is bad manners. For him to really to understand them is bad morals.
There isn't a King Lear for women, or a Henry V, or a Richard III. You reach a level where you can handle that stuff technically and mentally, and it's not there.
When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
If this world is going to be a better place for our grandchildren and great-grandchildren, it will be women who make it so.