Evelyn Williams: What does Mr. Grinch want for Christmas? And don't say breast implants again.
Patrick Bateman: Did you know that Ted Bundy's first dog, a collie, was named Lassie? [laughs] Jean: Who's Ted Bundy?
David Van Patten: What are you so fucking zany about? Patrick Bateman: I'm just a happy camper! Rockin' and a-rollin'!
Courtney Rawlinson: Listen Patrick, can we talk? Patrick Bateman: You look... marvelous. There's nothing to say.
Elizabeth: [to Christie the prostitute] What do you do? Patrick Bateman: She's my... cousin. Elizabeth: Mm-hmm. Patrick Bateman: She's from... France.
Victoria: [referring to the bloodstains on Bateman's sheets] What are those? Patrick Bateman: Oh, uh, it's - cranberry juice. Uh, cran-apple.
Toby Radloff: You might want to try believing in something bigger than yourself. It might cheer you up.
Danny Vinyard: [writing the beginning of the essay] People look at me and see my brother.
Abdullah 'Firimbi' Hassan: You Americans don't smoke anymore. You live long, dull and uninteresting lives.
Ray: [beating a tourist that he believes to be American] That's for John Lennon, you Yankee fuckin' cunt!
No one in the American Enterprise imposes their beliefs. We clash, and I think that's what the West is all about.
A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it.
With the single exception of the American Revolution, the aftermath of all revolutions from 1789 on only worsened the human condition.
It is the will of the American people that we have a right to protect our flag and this can only be accomplished by passing a Constitutional amendment.
The Americans stabbed in the back the forces that worked to bring about the collapse of Saddam's regime and wanted to keep Iraq a sovereign country.
While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security.
In Australia, we point out a person's weaknesses as a way of saying 'I see you and I accept you'. If you do that with Americans, they instantly take offence.
There's an appeal to the American sense of exceptionalism, that we're morally superior, as way to not be self-critical. I think that's a bit dangerous.
Inspired by the purse rather than the soul, the mercenary side fairly screams in many of the works put out by every day American publishers.
Just because I like to suck cock doesn't make me any less American than Jesse Helms.
I see myself as part English and part American, with a dash of Irish thrown in, and a pinch of Italian from my mother's ancestry.
