Felicia: [to Tick and Bernadette] So... All dolled up and nowhere to go.
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the DesertBernadette: [to Felicia] At least the bump on your head is bigger than your prick!
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the DesertBernadette: [to Felicia] Do tell us your hilarious joke.
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the DesertTick: [to Bob] Well, are we bunny-hopping all the way to Alice?
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the DesertI fear that if the matter is beyond humanity, it is certainly beyond me.
The Adventure of the Devil's FootBoredom is the conviction that you can't change ... the shriek of unused capacities.
The Adventures of Augie MarchThe American political experience can therefore be viewed as optimism in the collective.
Always Looking Up: The Adventures of an Incurable OptimistYou suffer the blow, but you capitalize on the opportunity left in its wake.
Always Looking Up: The Adventures of an Incurable OptimistNo violence, gentlemen — no violence, I beg of you! Consider the furniture!
The Adventure of the Mazarin StoneWhat the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the master calls a butterfly.
Illusions: The Adventures of a Reluctant MessiahUncertainty is as good a way as any to kill a story.
Read All About It!: The Collected Adventures of a Maverick ReporterPoetry and beauty are born out of pain. This is their glory, this is our gain.
Love, Adventure and Other Noble Questslogic is tragic, because it has no magic!
MagicNine -a true account of the inner adventures of a young girl to consciousnessBernadette: [to Felicia] That's just what this country needs: a cock in a frock on a rock.
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the DesertCynthia: [to Bob] I no like you anyway. You got little ding-a-ling.
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert