If you want to add some variety to your sex life, why don't you just use your other hand?" ~ Gabi
To Command and CollarCalvin : There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse.
The Complete Calvin and HobbesThe vampire community has enough problems. We don't need to add petty backbiting to it.
Danse Macabre (Night's Dream, #2)