Mamma says she is quite certain that "how old is too old?" is not a question known to the Lord.
The Gospel According to MammaWhen you live your life through records, the records are a record of your life.
Mo' Meta Blues: The World According to QuestloveNobody's perfect. Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him....
Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood PalBlessed are the meek, for to them we shall say "attaboy".
Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood PalWho we are in the present includes who we were in the past.
Life's Journeys According to Mister Rogers: Things to Remember Along the Way...nearly everything seems a letdown after a writer has finished writing something.
The World According to GarpGod will save you. Surely you're forgetting that God saves souls rather than bodies.
The Gospel According to Jesus Christ