The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
Phyllis DillerI love beauty. But I like the beauty accidentally, not dished up, served up on a platter.
Wole SoyinkaThe theater is so endlessly fascinating because it's so accidental. It's so much like life.
Arthur MillerApparently, I'm a sucker for a man with belt buckles the size of Texas.
Accidentally Married on PurposeI put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension.
Steven Wright