I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.
An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl PilkingtonTo some, having children may seem as conducive to travelling as having your feet set in concrete.
Your Child's Health Abroad: A Manual for Traveling ParentsA block of blood should not have the word "cake" after it...they might as well say "shite gateau
An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington