Ninjas don't wish upon a star, they throw them.
Lord, Give me the strength not to bitch slap this woman.
Privacy isn't negotiable. It's the right of every American.
Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
As I read, my suspicion that Jesus might really be the Messiah was confirmed.
I haven't forgotten where I came from.
I do not want to suggest that you have to be religious to be moral.
Jesus Christ is my savior, not the government.
A master of improvised speech and improvised policies.
Some of our friends put our enemies out of work.
You can't legislate against stupidity.
I'm an equal opportunity despiser.
I'm not allowed on FOX, and I'm not allowed on MSNBC.
'The David Letterman Show' is a show of comedy.
I love my country, not my government.
Learn from history or you're doomed to repeat it.
The notion of the world as a village is becoming a reality.
They can say I have an opinion about something.
Remember tonight... for it is the beginning of always.
A mighty flame followeth a tiny spark.
The greatest mistake I made was not to die in office.
