I've heard that I'm 'the future of tennis.' But that's all just random stuff.
There is no doubt that environmentally related diseases will continue to pose problems in the future.
There's no future in spending our present worrying about our past.
What is history? An echo of the past in the future; a reflex from the future on the past.
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?
I'm not a person who can spontaneously say funny things.
I have never been hurt by what I have not said.
Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.
I could sooner reconcile all Europe than two women.
If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents.
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.
Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.
Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
British politics, as the world knows, is a joke. Yet it's rarely funny.
The only guaranteed way to make something not very funny is to make it vague.
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
A conscience without God is like a court without a judge.
I have patterned myself after my father and God.
I'm not religious in any formal sense, not in any God sense.
