You can't legislate against stupidity.
I'm an equal opportunity despiser.
I'm not allowed on FOX, and I'm not allowed on MSNBC.
'The David Letterman Show' is a show of comedy.
I love my country, not my government.
Learn from history or you're doomed to repeat it.
The notion of the world as a village is becoming a reality.
They can say I have an opinion about something.
Remember tonight... for it is the beginning of always.
A mighty flame followeth a tiny spark.
The greatest mistake I made was not to die in office.
The wisest are the most annoyed at the loss of time.
A mighty flame follows a tiny spark.
Anyone who doesn't believe in miracles is not a realist.
Obviously I'm a lawyer; I like to have cases.
Prices are always lower when the troops are in the street.
Nowadays, I really like playing in studios.
I would rather be politically dead than hypocritically immortalized.
Let your tongue speak what your heart thinks.
The Iraqi forces are conducting the Mother of all Retreats.
I went to Israel when the missiles were falling there.
