I could sooner reconcile all Europe than two women.
If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents.
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.
Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.
Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
British politics, as the world knows, is a joke. Yet it's rarely funny.
The only guaranteed way to make something not very funny is to make it vague.
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
A conscience without God is like a court without a judge.
I have patterned myself after my father and God.
I'm not religious in any formal sense, not in any God sense.
God's finger touched him, and he slept.
Conceit is God's gift to little men.
God helps those who help themselves.
To God, thy country, and thy friend be true.
Perfection does not exist - only God is perfect.
War is one of the scourges with which it has pleased God to afflict men.
I came, I saw, God conquered.
Giving is above what we owe God, and that is our tithes.
Sin is basically a denial of God's right of possession.
