I know of no way of judging the future but by the past.
Learn from the past, look to the future, but live in the present.
The valid research for the future is on the inner side, on the spiritual side.
Enjoy present pleasures in such a way as not to injure future ones.
If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.
I find teenage girls endlessly funny.
My job is to bring the tickle. I know what's funny.
The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
God is not a franchise of the Republican Party.
The Book of Mormon Is the Word of God.
It makes sense that there is no sense without God.
Wherever you go, God be with you.
I listen and talk to God daily.
God has always been hard on the poor.
An angel of God never has wings.
If diversity is O.K. for God, it ought to be O.K. for Republicans.
But the God of the Bible is not only One, but the only possible One.
Chess is my life, but my life is not chess.
Life drew me and I followed it.
None meet life honestly and few heroically.
