Quote by: Yakov Smirnoff

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington.


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Author Bio


  • NameYakov Smirnoff
  • DescriptionAmerican comedian
  • BornJanuary 24, 1951
  • CountrySoviet Union; United States Of America
  • ProfessionComedian; Actor