Quotes by Woody Allen

About Woody Allen:

Heywood "Woody" Allen is an American actor, writer, director, comedian and playwright, whose career spans more than 50 years.
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Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.

Woody Allen

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

Woody Allen

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

Woody Allen

Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Woody Allen

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

Woody Allen

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you can get between the right man and the right woman.

Woody Allen

See, I will always have this penchant for what I call kamikaze women. I call them kamikazes because they, you know they crash their plane, they're self-destructive. But they crash into you, and you die along with them.

Woody Allen

It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to.

Woody Allen

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

Woody Allen

Author Bio

  • NameWoody Allen
  • DescriptionAmerican screenwriter, director, actor, comedian, author, playwright, and musician
  • AliasesAllan Stewart Konigsberg
  • BornDecember 1, 1935
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionFilm Director; Actor; Film Actor; Screenwriter; Film Producer; Writer; Clarinetist; Playwright; Jazz Musician
  • AwardsAcademy Award For Best Writing (Original Screenplay); Academy Award For Best Director; Writers Guild Of America Award; Donostia Award; Directors Guild Of America Award; Princess Of Asturias Award - Art