About W. C. Fields:
William Claude Dukenfield was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer. Fields' comic persona was a misanthropic and hard-drinking egotist, who remained a sympathetic character despite his snarling contempt for dogs and children.
The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
W. C. FieldsAh, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
W. C. FieldsSome things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
W. C. Fields