About W. C. Fields:
William Claude Dukenfield was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer. Fields' comic persona was a misanthropic and hard-drinking egotist, who remained a sympathetic character despite his snarling contempt for dogs and children.
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.
W. C. FieldsIt was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
W. C. FieldsThe world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
W. C. FieldsI always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
W. C. Fields