Quote by: Tupelo Hassman

6. Sleep with a bra on every night in fear of your boobs dropping should you forget. Intermediate: Don't wear a bra in the daytime. Advanced: Forget bras and wear the T-shirt you got for your eighth birthday. Act offended if anyone stares at the new shape of the word . Wear the shirt until your mother asks what smells.


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  • NameTupelo Hassman
  • DescriptionAmerican author
  • CountryUnited States Of America