Quotes by Tucker Max

About Tucker Max:

Tucker Max is an American author and public speaker. He chronicles his drinking and sexual encounters in the form of short stories on his website TuckerMax.com, which has received millions of visitors since Max launched it as the result of a bet in 2000.
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If your parents ignored you, or if they are just not emotionally available, or if they yell a lot, that is a type of trauma.

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A personal brand is relevant to people who sell or create something relevant to who they are as a person. If you're not in that boat, which most people are not, personal branding makes no sense.

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The Big Five publishing companies are dinosaurs trying to survive in a post-meteor world. They won't.

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Usually, whatever people's particular political leaning is, they either think I'm just like them or the opposite.

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Make no mistake about it: Law school is not a bastion of intellectual discourse.

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Publishing companies are like schoolyard bullies that can't even fight well.

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I sold a million books because I have a lot of fans, not because people hate me.

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I was not developmentally disabled, but didn't mature at the same rate other kids did.

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Calling one thing 'literature' and another 'fiction' is a way to create status where there is none.

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I'm never going to be Tolstoy.

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I have tons of fans in Canada. I've sold hundreds of thousands of books there.

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I think that there's a lot of guys out there that want to read the equivalent of chick lit, but really there's not being much written for them.

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There aren't a whole lot of people in culture that are unapologetically masculine.

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I've never really had a media edifice supporting me.

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It is hard for me to be vulnerable, because I never learned how to do that. I was never vulnerable in a safe way.

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Social media for the majority of companies is not about helping customers or improving products.

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I'm not West Coast at all. I was born in Atlanta, but I grew up in Kentucky, outside of Lexington, in Winchester.

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People, heed my warning: That stuff is Specials Olympics in a pint glass. You think they are harmless and not very strong, and the next thing you know it is an hour later and you are in the bathroom of the bar with your pants off, surrounded by five ...

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The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above "functionally retarded".

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I'm fresh out of fucks to give.

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Obviously, I love Japanese food. My favorite TV show of all time, without exception, is 'Iron Chef.' Not the stupid American version; 'Iron Chef' Japanese; the real one, the one that was on in Japan... my DVR for years was set to record almost every ...

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Author Bio

  • NameTucker Max
  • DescriptionInternet personality; blogger; author
  • BornSeptember 27, 1975
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionScreenwriter; Film Producer
  • WorksI Hope They Serve Beer In Hell; Assholes Finish First; Hilarity Ensues