Quote by: Tommy Cooper

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.


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Author Bio


  • NameTommy Cooper
  • DescriptionBritish prop comedian and magician
  • AliasesThomas Frederick Cooper
  • BornMarch 19, 1921
  • DiedApril 15, 1984
  • CountryUnited Kingdom
  • ProfessionActor; Comedian; Magician