Quotes by Tommy Chong

About Tommy Chong:

Thomas B. Kin "Tommy" Chong is a Canadian-American comedian, actor, writer, director, activist, and musician. He is well known for his marijuana-themed Cheech & Chong comedy albums and movies with Cheech Marin, as well as playing the character Leo on Fox's That '70s Show. He became a naturalized United States citizen in the late 1980s.
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Any excuse to live in New York and do art. Has to be one of the most rewarding experiences in the world.

Tommy Chong

People try to put ownership on things: 'That's mine, that's my joke.' No such thing. Like if you tripped or stumbled and people go, 'Oh, that's Charlie Chaplin.' You know what I mean? You can't own a joke. You can be the guy that tells it the best, b...

Tommy Chong

I know, because I tried all sorts of ways of being in character, and the best way is to be totally straight.

Tommy Chong

Cigarettes, I won't do cigarettes, nicotine will kill ya.

Tommy Chong

I never did smoke that much pot; never was a big pothead.

Tommy Chong

Maybe once in a while, you know, after a hard day of shooting or something like that, I'd kick back.

Tommy Chong

Unfortunately, the American justice system is just riddled with lies and inconsistencies.

Tommy Chong

You can't become a dictator through checks and balances.

Tommy Chong

When you hit a groove, it's not you; it's the spirit world. The spirits whisper the ideas in your brain and prod you along. They're the ones that are really happy.

Tommy Chong

A lot of prophets have gone to jail.

Tommy Chong

Everything that happens to me is very cosmic.

Tommy Chong

I'm as clean as a whistle.

Tommy Chong

You look at Cheney, Rumsfeld, Karl Rove, and Bush - if you saw them on Halloween, they wouldn't need a costume. You'd give them a treat and compliment them on what great-looking demons they were. They are demons. There's no doubt about it.

Tommy Chong

I've always been into improvisation.

Tommy Chong

The trouble when you're doing something illegal is that you know what you're doing. You're lying to your parents, you're lying to your kids. The only person you can't lie to is yourself.

Tommy Chong

The thing is about Cheech & Chong, we've brought more families together than Dr. Phil.

Tommy Chong

But you can't exercise and be high. It's impossible.

Tommy Chong

No. Maceo played sax, didn't he, well they used to sit in.

Tommy Chong

The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya.

Tommy Chong

Well I don't know, I might have lost my citizenship, I don't think you can lose your citizenship though.

Tommy Chong

Author Bio

  • NameTommy Chong
  • DescriptionCanadian-American comedian, actor, writer, director, activist and musician
  • BornMay 24, 1938
  • CountryUnited States Of America; Canada
  • ProfessionActor; Writer; Film Director; Musician