Quotes by Todd Barry

About Todd Barry:

Todd Barry is an American stand-up comedian, actor and voice actor.
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I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that.

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I used to write things out beforehand. But sometimes it backfires.

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I want to release another CD this year, finish writing a screenplay, and make another short film.

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I wasn't as nervous as I thought I would be when I started.

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If I'm at a party and someone puts on a Blues Brothers tape, I tend to go nuts.

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There seems to be more comedy for comedy's sake.

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I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy.

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I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors.

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I must have done everything I had. You go through years where you go through everything you've ever written.

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I basically did comedy there for about a year, and then moved to New York. If I had it to do over again, I would have booked myself on the road for at least a year.

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I had some friends that tried it down there, and I went to a couple of open mics, and I just kind of got this... this sick urge to try it instead of just watching it.

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I mean, I guess I realized subconsciously that this is what I should be doing before I realized it, consciously. Verbally, I don't think I had committed to it, even though I was driving everywhere, every night, just trying to get on stage.

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I was probably just trying to be Dennis Miller, but without the vocabulary to actually be Dennis Miller. I guess I was just less interesting than I am now, if I am interesting at all.

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Only lately, like within the last few years, have I had people actually do an impression of me to me, which weirds me out to think of what they have picked up on, without ever realizing it myself.

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You always think you're better than you are in the beginning.

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Anyone who bombs is my friend.

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I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up.

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It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one night only. It feels more special.

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I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone.

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Some venues are better run than others. Sometimes it's just maddening to deal with full dinners being served in front of your face. You can have a good or bad show anywhere.

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Buddha, much like everyone else has good and bad days.

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Author Bio

  • NameTodd Barry
  • DescriptionAmerican actor and comedian
  • BornMarch 26, 1964
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionActor; Screenwriter