Quotes by Tina Fey

About Tina Fey:

Elizabeth Stamatina is an American actress, comedian, writer, and producer. She is best known for her work on the NBC sketch comedy series Saturday Night Live (1998–2006), for creating acclaimed series 30 Rock (2006–2013) and Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015–present), and films such as Mean Girls (2004), Baby Mama (2008), Date Night (2010), and Muppets Most Wanted (2014).
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By Real Acting I mean “an imitation of human behavior that is both emotionally natural and mechanically precise enough as to elicit tears or laughter from humans.

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(My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.)

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All Beyoncé and JLo have done is add to the laundry list of attributes women must have to qualify as beautiful.

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I find, the fancier the fashion magazine is, the worse the Photoshop. It’s as if they are already so disgusted that a human has to be in the clothes, they can’t stop erasing human features.

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I would not trade any of these features for anybody else’s. I wouldn’t trade the small thin-lipped mouth that makes me resemble my nephew. I wouldn’t even trade the acne scar on my right cheek, because that recurring zit spent more time with me...

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It's a great lesson about not being too precious about your writing. You have to try your hardest to be at the top of your game and improve every joke you can until the last possible second, and then you have to let it go. You can't be that kid stand...

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Don't waste your energy trying to change opinions ... Do your thing, and don't care if they like it.

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I have one top-notch baby with whom I am in love. It's a head-over-heels "first love" kind of thing, because I pay for everything and all we do is hold hands.

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So, to sum up my room-clearing generalizations, men are in comedy to break rules.

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[T]he definition of 'crazy' in show business is a woman who keeps talking even after no one wants to fuck her anymore.

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The first rule of improvisation is AGREE. Always agree and SAY YES. When you're improvising, this means you are required to agree with whatever your partner has created. So if we're improvising and I say, 'Freeze, I have a gun,' and you say, 'That's ...

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The second rule of improvisation is not only to say yes, but YES, AND. You are supposed to agree and then _add something of your own._ If I start a scene with 'I can't believe it's so hot in here,' and you just say, 'Yeah...' we're kind of at a stand...

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That night's show was watched by ten million people, so I guess that director at The Second City who said the audience "didn't want to see a sketch with two women" can go shit in his hat.

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Anytime there's a bad female stand-up somewhere, some dickhead Interblogger will deduce that “women aren't funny.” Using that same math, I can state: Male comedy writers piss in cups.

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You all watched a sketch about feminism and you didn't even know it because of all the jokes. It's like when Jessica Seinfeld puts spinach in kids' brownies. Suckers!

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Almost everyone first realized they were becoming a grown woman when some dude did something nasty to them. ...It was mostly men yelling shit from cars. Are they a patrol sent out to let girls know they've crossed into puberty? If so, it's working.

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This worked out perfectly for me in college, because what nineteen-year-old Virginia boy doesn't want a wide-hipped, sarcastic Greek girl with short hair that's permed on top? What's that you say? None of them want that? You are correct.

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5) The Eyes Are the Windows to Where the Soul Is Supposed to Be

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A wise friend once told me, 'Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what _they_ wear.' His point being that most designers, no matter what they throw onto the runway, favor simple, flattering pieces for themselves.

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Was it too much to expect the rest of the world to care about grammar or pay attention to details?

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Your father doesn't fucking play games. you would never come home with a shamrock tattoo in that house.

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Author Bio

  • NameTina Fey
  • DescriptionAmerican comedian, writer, producer and actress
  • BornMay 18, 1970
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionScreenwriter; Television Actor; Film Actor; Writer; Film Producer; Voice Actor; Director
  • AwardsWriters Guild Of America Award; Primetime Emmy Award